Friday, 13 March 2009

Eh wang napa liat-liat ane?

Last 2 days ago, I encountered this unfortunate meeting with the strangers. The story goes like this. Me and my friend wafiy went to the parking lot to smoke since wafiy asked me so. Than, while we were doing so, there was a car stopped by near us as if they were waiting for someone or chatting with his girlfriend who sat beside him. Well, we were not interested with them, and we continue to talk about many stuffs and football matched of FASS vs FBEPS later. Soon afterwards, this guy appeared, from his car and the conversation was like this
That guy : wang, mengapa kamu meliat-liat aku atu?? Cari kelaie kamu kah?

Me & Wafiy : ah?? *Looking at each other* bila jua kami meliat biskita

That guy : eeehhh! Aku Nampak kamu malar liat-liat aku ah napa kamu kan??

Me : Ya Allah, manada kami liat-liat kita, mungking teliat kali??

Wafiy : Awu eh, manada kami liat-liat

That guy : Jan kan bedusta! Meliat ku tu kamu dari kerita ah, kamu liat-liat aku. Kalau sekali dua nda jua halnya ane balik-balik bah kamu meliat ah. Asal ku toleh kamu balik kamu toleh tempat lain.

Me: Ah?? Apa eh?? Adakan?? *bangang*

Wafiy: Eh, mungkin kami teliat ganya kali bah.

That guy : Eh, banyak jua lagi tempat-tempat kan kamu liat, di belakang kah, d sana atu kah *pointing to the FASS parking lot*.

And so bla bla bla and memajal memajal segala

Me : EH MANADA KAMI MELIAT BISKITA BALIK-BALIK. KAMI BESIGUP JUA SAJA. BARANGkALI KAMI TELIAT KAH. MAYBE ALAH FAHAM SAJA.

That guy: Eh wang. Ko ane ku liat kurang ajar sudah ne. cara mu becakap atu bah kurang ajar. Aku ane belambut jua udah. BAGI KU lah arah kurang ajar udah tu

Me: (Bagi mu~) Eh mun biskita jua cakap macam atu macamana tah jua. Aku ane jarang jua kurang ajar sama orang ah nada orang pernah cakap aku ane kurang ajar.

That guy : Jadinya ko ane start kan kurang ajar tah ne? Kalau mau maritah belapas.
*ME and that guy staring at each other and hot sudah ku tu time atu !*

Wafiy : OKOK cani lah, tane settle tah ne macam ane. Mungkin salah faham lah ne kali

That guy : Ko jangan masuk campur, ane aku sama ia ne yang kurang ajar ah.

Me : Ok lah, mun rasa mu aku ane kurang ajar lah ah BAGI KITA, bah minta maaf tah ku nah tapi ane wah masalahnya kita nda pandai pecaya cakap kami ane.

That guy: *Speechless*

Me: Mungking Salah faham ganya ne bah

Wafiy : Kami toleh tempat lain, mungkin time kami ceta atu kami teliat biskita. So basicallynya *with his hand motion* salah faham lah ne

Me: Awu eh salah faham ne

Thay guy: *Angguk2* ok salah faham ah.

Wafiy and me: bah settle tu ah

Thay guy : ok, aku ane badmood saja

What the hell was that?? Bad mood doesn’t mean that everything strange around is bad or what. And why us?? If ure badmood GO TO HELL with your girlfriend. Also wussup with the belapast thingy, as if we are uncivilized or what??? Okok, im free to give free punch but presentation comes first. I had a presentation after the incident, So I don’t give a damn to such a stupid act which would break my grade. After the incident my mood was unstable and so fragile but I managed to control it haha.

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